Liquid Death, Severed Lime, Lime-Flavored Sparkling Water, 8-Pack (19.2oz Cans), Low Calorie & No Artificial Sweeteners

[This review was collected as part of a promotion.] Never had murdering my thirst even entered my stream of consciousness until I found Liquid Death. Now I think about it constantly. The curse of the Cult is Real! Lime is the best but all are equally murderous and relentless. So good straight and also in a cocktail!

This water will quench the thirst you have had your entire life, this is the oasis you seek. With water that fulfills your hydration needs as a human being, there must be a cost. Not just a superficial monetary tribute, but one that will consume you as you consume this vital fluid. Your body will slowly begin to crave more. Then you crack another one open. Soon, your soul will begin to scream for another. So you comply until the case you just purchased is destitute of any more sustenance. Your life will plunge into chaos in the pursuit of perfect hydration. Nothing else compares. There will only remain Liquid Death.