Liquid Death, Raspberry Rage Iced Tea, 6-Pack (12 fl oz Cans), Less Sugar*, Boost of Caffeine, B Vitamins, No Artificial Sweeteners

Dead Billionaire tastes like lemonade and black tea joined forces, fired the board, and took my thirst down in a hostile takeover. It's smooth, refreshing, and balanced in a way that feels wildly unnecessary for something packaged like it was brewed in a haunted boardroom. The lemonade brings the bright punch, the tea keeps it grounded, and together they absolutely bury dry mouth under a pile of delicious corporate ruin. This is the kind of drink that makes you feel like you should be enjoying it while watching the stock market collapse from a safe distance. Liquid Death continues to do the impossible: make hydration feel aggressive, ridiculous, and weirdly elegant. Five stars. Long live the beverage revolution.